The Top 10 Signs of Impending Hubbert's Peak.

What to look for to let you know we might be right at Hubbert's Peak:

10. Ashton Kucher buys himself an M1A2 Abrams tank.

9. Toyota Prius tops "Most Stolen Vehicle" lists nationwide.

8. Appearing at your local theater: Leonardo DiCaprio in "The Oil Man", a John D. Rockefeller biography.

7. Apple introduces an Ipod bicycle charger attachment.

6. CNN develops cool flying "Resource War" graphic and dramatic theme song.

5. BusinessWeek cover proclaims: "The Death of Oil."

4. Survivor: ANWR

3. Trump Oil

2. Operation Alberta Freedom

1. A video shows up on the Internet of Paris Hilton having sex with a gas station owner.